Judge Brown, your time on the bench was groundbreaking and your contribution to jurisprudence cannot be overstated. I gift you this as a small token of my esteem. RIP Shade Court, you sweet, summer child.

Whelp, we had a good run internet but clearly we’re through here.

And still polling ahead of Chris Christie.

No open bar?!?

Guys, we need to talk about Aaron Tveit.

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Proud owner of the one’s that are Gore Tex lined here. They are adorbs with leggings and an over sized chunky sweater. Perfect for trips to the liquor store before you curl up on your couch to watch Netflix, get real drunk alone and avoid leaving the house from December-March.

No, I get it, cuz, see, my appendix is a definitely a lesbian and my right pinky toe identifies as pansexual but like that shouldn’t define me, ya know?

goddamit

VIOLA FOR EMPRESS OF THE UNIVERSE

Then I lost my virginity at ten, because I fell on a fence post when I was ten, and it broke my hymen. Now I have to tell people that I lost it to
a wooden post I’d known my whole young life?

That symbol is a tilde. Tilda Swinton was in “Trainwreck”.

It’s worth it not just for Lin-Manuel but also for Jonathan Groff’s small but brilliant turn as King George III and Leslie Odom Jr. gave me life as Aaron Burr.

See it. It’s incredible and Lin-Manuel Miranda is truly amazing.

Thanks, that’s really helpful. I’ll probably stream it at home where I have ample access to wine and a fat cat to snuggle with if shit gets too intense.