I’ve seen reviews that paint this as a deeply disturbing, but worth viewing, psychological horror movie and reviews that put this one step below “A Serbian Film” with it’s graphic violence. I don’t have a problem with gore when it serves the plot, but I’m not particular interested in violence for violence’s sake.…

Lord, the fact that Cruz and I agree on anything at all make me sad, but (Cthulhu forgive me) he’s right.

I’m turning this into a drinking game. Anyone know a way to preorder an ambulance for anticipated alcohol poisoning?

1) take a shot every time you fill in a square

Nope, sounds right to me

I was semi-interested until this. Jason Mantzoukas is tragically underutilized and is almost always the best thing about any scene he’s in (see “The League” and “They Came Together”)

I’m tearing up in my office reading this, so happy for you Mark!

“How To Get Away With Murder” in which he plays the world’s most earnest douche. J’adore.

Fact: Matt McGorry can get it any day and twice on Sundays.

Attention all news outlets:

TL;DR

It’s gonna be on TBS and premiere sometime in Jan 2016. I can’t wait, she was my favorite correspondent.

ILY SO MUCH SAM BEE

Help us Sam Bee, you’re our only hope.

WHITE WOLF LODGE’S SALUTE TO GILROY