This is second-semester Senior Obama and I’m here for it.

Huckabee further argued that since the Supreme Court does not have the authority to make law, it would be unconstitutional for Davis to issue same-sex marriage licenses.

SALMON ARE IN THE POCKET OF OBUMMER AND THE LAMESTREAM MEDIA!!!!!!!!111!!!!

Fox News commentators to the Bill of Rights:

I was in the same boat and then legit 4 people who come up in my newsfeed shared this post by the OFFICIAL (as in not parody, not the police union, actual social media account for this organization) Boston Police Facebook page yesterday. Like, with the crazy racist history of this city and the fact the the police…

At this point, I’m pretty sure the next edition of these history text books is just going to this “Key and Peele” sketch followed by ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ and 3,204 pages about The War of Northern Aggression.

Time and a place for olives. That time is never and that place is not on nachos.

Well you know what they say, 20th time is the charm

Why aren’t black olives on nachos classified yet as a hate group?

Why would you remind me?!?!?!?!?

They say she young, I should’ve waited, she a big girl dog, when she’s stimulated.

He has to register as a sex offender and the “yeah, I was going to fuck an underage girl but right before I did God was all. ‘nah, bro, don’t do it’ so I decided not to do it” didn’t completely exonerate him, so I’m guessing these are “why, me?!?!?!” tears.