I love my last name. It’s associated with a tartan, several famous people and is, quite frankly, awesome. Plus, it puts you near the front of the leader line if your elementary school teacher does that shit alphabetically

Serious question:

Samantha Bee slaying at the 2008 RNC. NEVER FORGET

Yes, on a bed made of Beef n’ Cheddars.

Yup.

“we’ve been able to obtain a photo of the suspects fleeing the crime scene.”

Come, I’ll show you the mating dance of my people:

me, irl, rn

“...it looks like a demon...”- Darren Wilson describing Mike Brown to the grand jury.

TL;DR

Never go full Orca