Here you go and here’s some amuse douche for you:

God, it’s delicious over there. I need their male tears to fuel my righteous female anger.

You, I think I like you.

Runner Up: Matt McGorry

Everything about Jesse Williams:

Shout out to Huckabee for being pro-Godwin’s law, pro-dog torturing and pro-sister molesting.

These are pepper corers. Because getting the innards out of bell peppers is so difficult it requires tools. Thanks, mom.

It from the show “The Game”

I got you, boo

Hi, former waitress with 8 years of pancake slinging experience here. If your ticket time is more that 9 minutes for an order of pancakes (regardless of if they are FULL SIZED) or not, you’ve got other issues in your kitchen you need to deal with. We were always that tickets times should be 12 minutes or less (this…

Oh, internet friend, that was me a few years ago but with bubble necklaces and those fucking Tory Burch flats. Go with god tonight.

“Catastrophe”, it’s on Amazon for us ‘Muricans and BBC for the Brits (suck it, Canada) had an episode about this that’s basically everything I’ve done. Shar finds out about on of Rob’s exes and promptly begins Facebook stalking. There is no “accidental” friending or other trite rom-com hijinks. It just kind of picks…

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