The Republican Primary:

In case you had to stop reading her GoFundMe because you were starting to rage stroke, here’s the TL;DR

I’ve been watching so much “Archer” lately that I had a split second of confusion when it was actually H. Jon Benjamin on screen.

YAAAAAAASSSSSSSS!!!

Idiots are people two!

I’m done with all this talk about hyphenated Americans. We are not Indian-Americans, Irish-Americans, African-Americans, rich Americans, or poor Americans - we are all Americans*

Seeing them and BSB perform “Hang Tough” on the Green Monster at Fenway was life affirming. If you are a BSB fan, I highly recommend “Backstreet Boys: Show ‘Em What Your Made Of” the BSB documentary that’s on Netflix. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll have feelings about Brian in your bathing suit parts.

If I had been at the NKOTB show at The Garden last week, I would tell you that Donnie asked the audience to sing along with him to “Sweet Caroline” but to change it to “Sweet Jonathan” and Jonathan shot Donnie a death glare that was captured on the Jumbotron. Jonathan also did not do any thrusting and minimal dancing.…

QUICK, SOMEONE GET DONNIE WAHLBERG’S THOUGHTS ON HERD IMMUNITY AND WHOOPING COUGH!

Dat GIF tho...

Yes, you with the false modesty ;)

10/10 on the GIF use.

Dear Bill O’Reilly and Jesse Watters: