My views on having children are basically ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

Can I take a minute to throw some massive side eye at the folks who tell you “There’s no perfect time to have a baby. You get ready when you get pregnant.” I’m turning 30 later this year and I’ve started hearing this in the last 6 months.

Thanks. This is what happens when your father is a massive USC fan and your lame ass form of teenage rebellion (that has followed you into adulthood) is to diligently follow UCLA.

Someone criticized Taylor Swift. Can I request a wellness check on adultosaur?

Ummmm, Cordell Broadus (Snoop’s son) started for several season on one of the top rated high school football teams in Nevada and was ranked in the top 30 high school wide receivers. UCLA, where he signed, (and you might want to fix that before someone who went to UCLA sees that and freaks out on you for confusing the…

I don’t know enough about how the ACLU picks their cases to know why they would decline to represent the Satanist Temple. I’m sure that they get approached all the time asking for representation and they only have the bandwidth to take a small percentage of those.

I might be wrong, but my understanding is that the ACLU doesn’t typically assist religious groups in filing First Amendment claims. They typically represent individuals or class actions suits. Like, they may represent an individual member of the Satanic Temple in a religious freedom case, but not the church as a…

Anyone got $50 they can lend me so that I can contribute to the IndieGoGo as a supporter and get the “Satanic Children’s Book of Activities”? I have to watch my friend’s kids next week and this seems like a way to keep them out of my hair for a few hours.

Do you want a UTI? Because that’s how you get a UTI.

hey ma, lemme slide in those dms like

John Oliver is a Reddit darling because of his segment on net neutrality. It got such a response that it crashed the FTC’s comment page.

SLAY QUEEN, SLAY!!!!!

Pictured, Mr. Paoli: