While I would watch the shit out of a show where she provides color commentary about every Shonda Rhimes show, she’s going to be on the next season of “Girlfriends’ Guide to Divorce”!

Food stamp lobster does taste better while being served to you in public housing by the 14 year old thug you’re molesting.

It’s pretty hard to watch. There is a tiny bit of levity when the cop trips while rushing to yell at some teenagers, trips and tries to turn it into a barrel roll/army crawl.

Counterpoint: all cheese is magic

At one point, she says, she walked into a hearing on Capitol Hill and an antiabortion advocate looked at her swollen belly and asked, “Is that real?”

All of these looks are more than slightly Raven.

Me trying to decipher this headline:

Except he is a very bad person, but his face is just so goddamn generic. I’m pretty politically literate and I couldn’t pick him out of a line up.

Nope, none of these. Absolutely not.

Yo, Vegan Beyoncé, I’m real happy for you and Imma let you finish, but cheese is the greatest food of all time.

10/10: excellent GIF-fing.