Bags of hammers routinely whup his ass at checkers.

Trump is just going to his intellectual peers for advice on executive decision making. Can we really fault him?

Can it kill him faster? Like, with a really painful heart attack? Or maybe falling out of a helicopter because he's too stupid to put on his seatbelt and insists on leaning out the side to wave at his nazi followers?

It’s KILLING him! He’d rather be known for obstructing justice than for having his orders ignored. The entire world is laughing so hard at him right now.

Do you really want to try and lift that fat fuck over your head?

They weren’t even making fun of the eye shadow! It was a joke related to eye shadow, not an actual joke about her appearance. I hate everything about the state of discourse today.

“NOBODY PUTS TRUMPY IN THE CORNER!”

But they laughed at her eye shadow! Isn’t she really the aggrieved party?

Whine, whine, whine. These fucking people. “I’m the victim!! I’m the victim!! Stop paying attention to the fact that I lied, and inadvertently vindicated the entire MSM with my lies! I’m the victim!”

She can’t look anything straight in the eyes without collapsing!

Knitting intensifies...

I mean, I agree, I just don’t think a head with a face like that needs additional attention brought to it. Lop it off into the basket and quickly cover it up.

Yeah! I mean, it’s not like people are walking into newspaper offices with pipebombs or shooting the places up or anything!

The right: whaah they’re being violent!

“Hell yeah it is!”

Truly. Who sits there and thinks, “This person is calling me a liar. What shall I do? Oh, I know, I’ll lie EVEN MORE. I’ll deliberately misinterpret what she say and bray about it incessantly. I will shut her down with an unceasing firehose of lies!”

No shit. If they’re going to take a common idiom for “You might be in a lot of trouble” and scream that the literal meaning of being decapitated is what is intended, then you might as well get your money’s worth.

The right: uses actual death threats (where are those t-shirts with the noose and tree on them?) Against journalists.