Ummmm, can you make the prequel? Because I’d watch the SHIT out of your movie!

GASP!!! I thought Michelle Pfieffer spent boatloads to kill Grease 2! Reminds me, I need to see if I can find that on DVD or streaming because that movie is a howler!

He still had the great swagger in ‘Michael’. But I think you’re spot on that he needs to be really strongly taken in hand to put out a good performance.

Unfortunately? No......

Shut it down, this is all that needed to be said.

Stealing the getting paper cuts from baby wipes bit. That is some nasty, petty, on point brilliance right there.

Their general incompetence is probably really our best hope now. They are deeply stupid and bad at their jobs.

Wife on Mars beat me to it, but THE FUCK????? He publicly disdained POWs during his campaign. I need to go back to not reading this shit, it’s not good for me at all.

Drew, can you please ungrey my ghost? Pretty please? I promise not to post Chopped clips. I think it was Bernanko that ungreyed original me the first time when you were on a book tour (I BOUGHT YOUR BOOK!), I contribute, even to the poop posts. I even read the sports answers because I like your writing so much. Pretty…

THANK YOU! A morning constitutional is as you have pointed out a walk. Closer in origin and then morphed through the years is a ‘Morning’s ablutions’

Some of us literally just can not. Trust me I’ve tried, I’ve even delved the origins of my issues. But it’s not really worth paying for cognitive behavioral therapy to change it. Is it very occasionally distressing? Sure. Do I also live close enough to work and also have a liberal work from home policy that I don’t…

Dude, that’s a fuck you from your inhumane employer!

Dude, that’s a fuck you from your inhumane employer!

You are my people.

If I had a warm toilet seat at home I’d freak out. I live alone!

Yeah, I cannot shit at work. I just can’t, even when it’s seemed like I’d die if I didn’t. It’s completely mental but, here we are. Generally not a problem because I get myself sorted before I head out, but man do I hate the days where that is not the case.

Your ‘seven minutes after the first cup of coffee’ reminds me of one of the best throw away scenes in ‘Steel Magnolia’ when Tom Skeritt is reading the paper and drinking his coffee, then immediately folds up the paper, tucks it under his arm and scurries off. His wife comes into the room a few minutes later and asks…

I’m not passionate about either, but I’d say Springsteen is better. Though for me, Seger is always marred by the fact that some stupid aerobics video we used to have to work out to in gym class (so probably 88/89) had an all Seger sountrack, so certain songs of him just make me chuckle and think of 80s era braided…

RIP Sears and JC Penney catalogs.

I’m so glad this is the first comment, because I almost skipped down here to ask the same thing. Has he not noticed how many 50 year olds are trying to get with 20/30 year olds? Kid needs to take up a volunteer job in a retirement or assisted living facility and see what’s what.