OMG this sounds amazing!!!!

Wine out the nose is REALLY painful.

He STOOD on things! And he ate fries instead of cheese curds! OMG!!!! Honestly, we’re twenty fucking months out! He doesn’t seem to have any policies yet, but Splinter and other GMG sites freaking out about him every day is ridiculous.

Paging Lin Manual Miranda! 

Can’t imagine why, when a self proclaimed Independent or Deomcratic Socialist keeps switching to another party to get access and legitimacy to run for president or senator and then keeps switching back, I can’t imagine why they wouldn’t bend over backwards to help him.

See the day Bernie announced and how this very site was trumpeting that from the rooftops about he is the chosen one!!!

Quick! Splinter only published two completely weird obsessive articles about Beto (although this seems to count as a third) but if you head over the TheTakeout you can hear all about how he ordered fries instead of cheese curds at a Culver’s! OH NOES!

Yeah, I expected this to be the THIRD Splinter article today about why BETO SHOULD DIE for being ‘punk’ and ‘standing on things’!

I love and agree with you. Plus crinkle fries SUCK! As do ruffles and any ‘wavy’ chips.

We have both. There are salt water crocs in areas of the keys and elsewhere.

As someone who is endlessly amused by living here, I approve this comment. 

I very gently embrace you from afar. Your last paragraph brought tears to my eyes. Your country and citizens are an inspiration, and I wish we would follow in your footsteps.

I was shocked to learn that Berkeley was burned down. You’d think that would have been big news or something!

They do not reflect those of the network

I feel bad that the show got cancelled instead of just writing her out (offscreen death, moved away, something) and casting a new lead. That is a lot of people out of a job because of this criminal.

Holy shit! What happened to them? They look about 10 years older than me and I’m 45. The one on the left looks like Zelda from the original Pet Semetary movie.

Maybe the second kid had decent enough scores/stats whatever to get into a ok college? I’m just spitballing, I have no idea.

Thanks! I’m looking forward to getting some killer photos and I’ll be sure to share!

OMG OMG OMG! Yay you!!! That is so incredible. And Yay Archie’s awesome backside LOL!

I’m gonna be a huge spoilsport here. While yes, that is adorable? People need to stop trying to film themselves with wild animals FFS. Stop encouraging people to take close up pictures with wild or caged animals! Knock it off!