Jerry-Netherland is usually reliable for those.

Why does everyone leave out Alicia Witt? Granted I only know her from Cybil, I don’t have cable and haven’t seen any of these Hallmark shows.

Eh, I live in Florida so I can just repurpose all my National Emergency shit into Hurricane Season Emergency shit.

Hey there was that time he went to sign an EO, shook hands, hammed it up in front of the cameras and then wandered off without signing it, until someone reigned him back in. So we can hope.

That’s so awesome! My fridge is the most basic model in the world and doesn’t have an ice maker (long story, I’m getting a new one soon and moving this to the garage) but yup, I have the silicone ice trays with the lids. But also lots of goofy and fun ones too. I might have to look into those Hello Kitty ones.

We’re weird as fuck, but also so hospitable. I’m pretty well off, but can still net catch you fresh tilapia out of my lake.

I don’t like to make assumptions, but I assumed. My preconceived notion is that I will be taking a sail on this ship in a couple of weeks.

Yeah, i got no idea. Especially as I was applying to colleges back in ‘90 and I won’t go into a sob story here about how it was probably twats like these people that probably curtailed my chances as much as I did by impulsive personal choices. I turned out ok. I was one of those last of a generation tech weirdos that…

Also? 1000 stars for Exactamundo!

Got it! I kinda thought right after I posted Waffle House isn’t everywhere. And as far as I can remember, I think I’ve only ever been once on a road trip in broad daylight. But living in the south, a lot of news stories are about weird as fuck stuff that happens there. Not to mention in hurricane territory there is a…

No one is arguing that our police situation isn’t fucked up. People are just having fun with the idea that it’s slightly fucked up for rich people too. I also like using this situation to tell Roger Stone and people like him to sit the fuck down and shut up.

Of course you do, you’re a Surprise Puma! The drive thru alligator story always reminds me of a time when I was living down in Naples, Fl. A friend, let’s call him Bob, had a college friend, let’s call her Becky, come down to visit. A bunch of us piled in the car one day to take Becky down to see Everglades City.…

Right? I generally prefer reading to podcasts, but I care enough to get the real story. And I’m glad I did, because I think it was in a comment I heard that he was doing karaoke and had a blood vessel burst in his throat and he started drowning on his own blood on stage.

Added you to my plea, friend.

You and me and the hem of Larry Bird kiddo. With my original username, Bernanko pulled me out on a guest stint, but now I’m in purgatory because I got unexplained shadowbanned on one platform but not the others. TheTakeout immediately brought me back, but I don’t know. It’s too much work to toggle between accounts.…

Silicone Death Star ice trays are one of my go to’s for the brown liquor loving dudes in my life! But those are like $8. Also a friend just brought me a hostess gift for a party I threw of silicone Han in Carbonite trays which were awesome!!! I also have the ‘Gin and Titonic’ set that has molds for the ship and the…

OK, I haven’t read this yet, but I had to share. Note I just saw this at 7:13PM on 3/13. Last night, during my usual wake up around 2:20 (I’m old, it’s a nightly thing), I was trying to think of happy stupid stuff to put me back to sleep. And honest to dog you guys! I thought: Drew should totally now go back and do…

My work cafeteria always has two hot entrees to choose from, one is always vegetarian (I’d say our in house work staff is about 30% vegetarians). The second option is usually some kind of meat/poultry/fish dish, but not always, sometimes both entrees are vegetarian. Most of the sides are vegetarian, but if the…

Alliteration and marketing.

I’m from Florida, so my threshold for these things is much different: