Unrelated to this story, but this is my last post on Jalopnik for the time being and I wanted to say goodbye to everyone. I’ve absolutely loved my time here and I’ll miss my coworkers and the commenting community a lot. I’m sure you’ll eventually see me here again at some point, but stay tuned to Road & Track where…

Psh, that’s just an Impreza on stilts. Not really the fit/yaris size I’d imagine a new Justy would be. Plus the stats I saw on OPPO yesterday showed a year to date change of over 21% decrease in sales. I like the crosstrek and it certainly has sold like hotcakes in the past, but I wouldn’t exactly call it a Justy

I’m willing to bet that it has something to do with autoplay videos.

I will build a bigger sidewall and make Honda pay for it. 

420 is perfect. It’s just enough to stir the pot. Plenty to turn you tires into a puff a smoke and to land you in the weeds. Enough to get you real messed up, but you would stillbe able to put your foot down without bonging into a wall. If you show up at cars and coffee with 420, you might be the envy of the joint.…

You try taking Tucker, Tanner, Taylor and Tyler to soccer, karate, bassoon lessons or scouts with 2 doors. And don’t even start on the looks you’d get crusing up to Panera Bread after yoga class in a 2-door Wrangler. You. Could. Just. Die.

Oh, it wasn’t a 1.8T, it’s a built AAN five cylinder. Those engines can be monsters on a level 1.8Ts can only dream of. Garrett GT38 turbo, practically as big as my head. It drove like a total grandma car around town, but when it spoiled up it was like when Starship Enterprise goes to warp and the stars all become…

Now this is two separate posts about the show that has NOTHING to do with the VW/Audi show that actually occurs there. Jalopnik, did you even go to the real show, or did you just send reporters to watch all the tagalongs fuck up Ocean City? There are always insane builds at the real show that deserve media coverage,…

It was almost down there for a quarter of a Sentra-y.

You know the stories are going to be good when the top pic is a B5 S4 wagon.

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Trust me, I’ve read every one. Amazing Elise reference. A true fan!