You try taking Tucker, Tanner, Taylor and Tyler to soccer, karate, bassoon lessons or scouts with 2 doors. And don’t even start on the looks you’d get crusing up to Panera Bread after yoga class in a 2-door Wrangler. You. Could. Just. Die.

Oh, it wasn’t a 1.8T, it’s a built AAN five cylinder. Those engines can be monsters on a level 1.8Ts can only dream of. Garrett GT38 turbo, practically as big as my head. It drove like a total grandma car around town, but when it spoiled up it was like when Starship Enterprise goes to warp and the stars all become…

Now this is two separate posts about the show that has NOTHING to do with the VW/Audi show that actually occurs there. Jalopnik, did you even go to the real show, or did you just send reporters to watch all the tagalongs fuck up Ocean City? There are always insane builds at the real show that deserve media coverage,…

It was almost down there for a quarter of a Sentra-y.

You know the stories are going to be good when the top pic is a B5 S4 wagon.

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Trust me, I’ve read every one. Amazing Elise reference. A true fan!