If Ben wants to fuck off to Cambodia forever, that would be Phnompenhal.

I wonder how many times you would get downvoted if there were a button for that

He apparently told cops he pulled his pants down during the WSOP because he had lost a bet.

9 people from Toronto and no hits... what is this, Broken Social Scene?

I get the parent’s grief. But blaming some locker room attendant for running out to score him some drugs and not Skagg’s himself is some next level denial. His death is indeed tragic and I wish he got some help, but it was his decision to make this fatal mistake. Jamming up some underling is bullshit.

Roxanne! You don’t have to put on that red hat.

not just sports media; the New York Times itself spent all of 2016 hyping butter emails

If we follow Inslee's plan, we can make sure his hotness doesn't increase by 1 degree Celsius by 2030.

At the top of a beanstalk. Also they are required to add “FOFUM” to the end of their name.

Boris Johnson’s favorite part about EuroLeague basketball is watching Europeans get punished for traveling

Well, this should at least satisfy the purists who for years complained about baseball analysts judging players like Addison Russell, Odubel Hererra, and Roberto Osuna without having the benefit of personal experience.

To be fair, cycling in a crosswind is more of an Aert than a Science. 

I saw CC approach the mound and I was mortified he was going to take me out.

No one ever said switching to triathlons was easy.  RIP

Suicide. Is there a shortcut this guy won’t take?

*flag-humping

The en dash with a space on either side (“Foodspin - perhaps the most useful of Deadspin sub-blogs - was abandoned by lazy and thoughtless people”) has been acceptable as an alternative to the em dash for a while.

Would the Mecca of the world...not be Mecca?

Emile Zola: très bien