You think that’s messed up? The wafers are people!

Pretty sure he would have missed all of them anyway.

...attorney and fellow wrestling coach...

They also removed their Google+ post.

Wow, choosing this week to decrease their social media profile? These guys don’t have an original bone in their body.

20-0 in Italy. 100-0 in any other country.

While I and most others writing about him now, after the hotly contested courtship that involved pretty much all the game’s biggest clubs finally came to a close when Barcelona announced yesterday that they’d won the Ajax man’s hand in marriage for a hefty €75 million (the ceremony is set for this coming summer), have…

+1 sour dough

They looked good last night. But long term without Kawhi Leonard, they will struggle to compete.

Grungey.

Well actually, celebrity scientists can be assholes along with being annoying.

Luka Dončić is silencing the diacritics with his play.

They completely controlled the match from the first minute to the last, save for a tricky 20ish minute stretch at the start of the second half when, with a little more luck, Madrid actually could’ve altered the entire complexion of the game

“Hello player; whaaat’s happening? I’m gonna need you to go ahead and come in tomorrow, big game against Louisiana-Lafayette. So if you could get to the field around...9, that would be great, mkay?

a bunch of children on hand at the Please Touch Museum

I bet your mom’s glad she didn’t try to hold on until spring to game your service time.

This guy puts the douche in fiduciary. 

Hi! Dan from Deadspin here. I have some information to add so the Jezebel commenters can make an informed decision.

Didn’t bother reading the blog, did you?

They should be happy. Now they can live somewhere that’s not in the middle of the fucking desert.