Those sheets are as soft as the delicate underside of Jim Spanfeller’s double chin.

Those sheets are as soft as the delicate underside of Jim Spanfeller’s double chin.

“Stick to dicks.”

Been trying to sort out motivation here.

Hi, Fran Gentildouche, long time Hollywood casting director here.

The internet was a mistake.

The kids are alright!

With apologies to Manchu Candidate, (“Senator, you’re no Manchu Candidate”):

Poor kitty is scared.

Pets as well!

Comment make Gentildouche sad. :(

Okay, fine.

I’m expecting a completely calm and rational comment section to unfold here.

Thanks, Eric.

Thanks, Eric.

Whoa....yes they do.

Ha! True! It’s part of the Kinja experience, which makes it especially hilarious when the content people over on Giz are warning us about shit, while the ad guys are like....FUUUUUCKKKKK ‘EMMMM.

Ladies and gentleman, I present another satisfied Great Hills Capital customer.

To me the tell that he is Frank’s son are the deepset piercing eyes with the heavy Renee Zellwegger type eyelid.

You are aware who you are directing this health advice to, right?

It was perfect.