Sometimes when I click on a comment attachment, instead a giant citibank ad opens up with some surfer dude staring plaintively out at the sea.

Sadly I would posit that it is not just some random poll number of “60% of Republicans” that has a difficult time processing reality.

I’ve never sucked lizard balls... is that good or bad?

I laughed out loud. It was an angry, snarky laugh.

Not sure I agree with your police work here.

Neither. Tomato and the racist cranks also would prefer ease of access in their commenting endeavors.

Yes, good point. And I discuss Battered Commenter Syndrome on another reply.

And I yours.

An even newer poll found that 99 out of 100 Kinja commenters believe that the now infamous new user interface sucks lizard balls.

Thanks for you fine work communicating with the Help Desk though.

Aaaaannnn 15-hours later, I’m back to the shitty Kinja. Can’t access this full reply and comment, have to go reopen up the thread, act like I’m going to reply, wait for the entire comment chain to unfold....then scroll through and find your comment.

Coffee appears to have numerous health benefits.

Oh, shoot! Sucks.

Oh, this is a good one! You may have just created a new nameless description for a darkly human revenge family of emotional scenarios.

Someone just posted the GIF version in response to me trotting this one out again on another thread.

Oh, that’s funny!

This reminds me of one of my favorite episodes of Columbo, “Forgotten Lady”.

I am searching for the pony in the pile of horseshit here, but it is oddly satisfying in a way to watch Trump bully and berate other Republicans.

Probably a more interesting critter as well!