Not big on Fat Cloudkicker. Also, do notice the new, more realistic Butterbear from The Wuzzles. Not as horrifying as the new Lion King, but close.

Same. Worst of the Disney Afternoon easily, and when you’re talking about the same programming block that gave us 101 Dalmatians and Quack Pack, that speaks volumes.

My question is this... why do people just not care? I mean, the people actually in a position to halt this madness, not Highlights magazine or us lowly voters. We just got a new senator in Arizona, the first Democrat in a very long time. Instead of taking a stand against this injustice, she’s obsessing over some…

“Find the spines of Democrats! It’s our hardest puzzle yet!”

“Oh no, someone killed former Michigan governor Rick Snyder!”

I’m pretty sure I already saw this film, except it was called Batman: Mask of the Phantasm.

Now I’m imagining the late Kim Jong Il trying to cram an entire Flemish Giant into one of these things.

Now I’m imagining the late Kim Jong Il trying to cram an entire Flemish Giant into one of these things.

And I loved him on Revenge of the Nerds!

I wish I were optimistic enough to believe that Trump won’t get re-elected. At this point I’m ready for him to just go away, even if it’s without punishment.

Ooh, maybe for that live-action Batman Beyond they were talking about years ago?

You guys are making this sound like it was a few bad actors from the forums, but that’s not how I remember it. There were articles on the front page mocking insecure teenagers, furries, conspiracy theorists, and handicapped women looking for a date, and they were by the editorial staff. I contacted Rich Kyanka with an…

Wow, that is some serious spin. Something Awful as the good guys? I tend to think of that site as the first step toward a meaner, crappier internet. Before 4chan and before reddit, they were the ones taking shots at the internet’s easiest and most vulnerable targets. They were pioneers in cyberbullying. Calling them…

Did he donate some pee to R. Kelly’s underaged girlfriends, too?

Someone puts out his cigarette on the pile of ashes too, right? Not a well-liked man.

It’s always heartwarming when an evil space pope and a Golden Girl can settle their differences.

But seriously, yeesh.

All the guys on AVClub who said this attack felt a little too on the nose? Yep, you get a gold star. I wanted to give Smollett the benefit of the doubt, but...

“How do you waste Don Cheadle?”

Somewhere, Rita Sever is licking her lips at the prospect of a comeback.

Looks like Macaulay Culkin, or maybe Tilda Swinton.