This... was not news I wanted to wake up to, honestly.

This will be extremely useful for poor kids, who will get to see it three months after the rich kids do.

This was a better, more nuanced, less personally motivated review than the one on Flick Filosopher. That turned into a big societal rant, when what I really wanted was to know about the movie... its strengths and shortcomings.

Ugh, Ninny Hammer is still around? How do people like her and Jamie Kellner keep getting work? They should have been turned into Torgo’s Executive Powder a long time ago.

The Simpsons XII: So Very Tired

See, I already got the story I wanted from He-Man... back in 2002, when He-Man and Skeletor were forced to wear reverse alignment belts that shocked them in the crotch whenever they tried to act on their natural impulses.

Ngannou looks like that and punches people in the head for a living. Vin Diesel plays a tree for a living and has been known to play with Street Sharks toys in public. I know who I’d put my money on.

Is this the dink who tried to ambush Keith Olbermann for a Bill O’Reilly piece? Olby knew and just started shouting “Falafels!” until the little worm crawled away.

I dunno, Class of 3000 was about a hip-hop artist teaching a handful of quirky, diverse children, and that was actually pretty good. 

It wasn’t that long ago that Fox threatened to fire the Simpsons cast in an effort to drive down their salaries. It’s not surprising at all that they would can Clausen and his orchestra to pinch a few extra pennies.

I’d almost say Archer, but it’s as stiff as it is realistic.

Tuca and Bertie can’t get more than one season, yet we’re getting five seasons of this. Wonderful.

That’s when you adjust the rules. Does it take eight berries to win? Make it five or six. Alternately, you add incentives for collecting berries beyond the main goal. Get a berry, get a burst of speed or a short-term window of invincibility. You change the game’s balance to keep players on their toes and force them to…

This was a great article. I’ve heard about this game in passing, but had no idea it had gotten so popular so quickly. When your game inspires a cruise, you know you’ve made it.

I’m tellin’ ‘ya, they’re going to get bought out by Comcast/NBC/Universal. They’re really cozy with Comcast branch Dreamworks Animation... it’s only a matter of time before they get assimilated.

Keeshan had a raging hate boner for video games in the 1990s, back when it was popular to project all of society’s problems onto them. My personal opinion of him never recovered after that. Kind of made me glad Malcolm Jamal-Warner took over for him on CBS Storybreak.

Fire the Nick cannon! At Nick Cannon!

Shannen Doherty is already on the set. Her other eye will get there in just a couple of hours.

If you look carefully, there’s a more realistic bear nearby with wings and a long butterfly tongue.