I’m Kevin Hainline, one of the JADES scientists quoted in this piece! We made a visualizer, using software we developed called fitsmap, so that the public can take a closer look at these data, the color images and those from the individual filters, but ALSO the spectra we have for sources and full spectral energy…

Lol, no. Not at all. There’s almost no similarity.

Please note this post is an adaptation of this much cleaner tweet:

At least the ones who beat me do.

Because I said so.

“There are too many seasons of Yellowstone, please get rid of three. I am not a crackpot.”

It would take so much self restraint to date Bill Hader and not ask him to do hilarious characters 24/7.

I don’t think she honestly wants to be anything other than on camera.

It reminds me of the episode in the Office where Kevin elected to eliminate all articles from his speech in an effort to save time and energy.

As much as I enjoyed this well-thought out dissertation you’ve laid out for us, it could also be that women find him attractive and enjoy his company and that’s why they date him?

Someone set me straight if I’m off, but aren’t these colors still just RGB values like every color? Like, if I look up Pantone 17-3938 Very Peri (the 2022 “Color of the Year”, which is apparently a thing Pantone does) on their website, it (comically) blurs the RGB values. But a simple screenshot and MS Paint tells me…

Knock a kid over = 3rd degree assault

Well I— I think that, uh, nobody who has gone abroad should be allowed back in the country. I mean, uh, BLIMEY! BLIMEY! If they’re not keen enough to stay here when they’re here, why should we allow them back, uh, at the taxpayers’ expense? I mean, be fair! I mean, I don’t eat squirrels, do I? I mean, well, perhaps I…

Banning doesn't work. Frustrating cheaters until they quit is much more effective, and hilarious. 

For the record, I accidentally wrote “Oil Fitler” in my initial draft, and I’m not sure why I changed it given how badly this filter wants to ruin lives.

I couldn’t agree more that Debra Messing should’ve played Desi Arnaz.

Yeah I was going to write a comment how its not worth the dangers of riding on the road but these folks were training ironman so how else would they do it.

The smirk on his face when answering is cringe. Gross. 

I hope the movie has the time to explain why strange women lying in ponds and distributing sword is not the basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power comes from the mandate of the masses; not some farcical aquatic ceremony. You can’t just expect to weird supreme executive power just because some watery…

Before anyone thinks of doing this, please consider: