This is tough for me. I’m an adoptee, from one of her orphanages. So, this idea of her as a saint was a huge foundational belief throughout my childhood/teenage years. My parents still lay my survival (abandoned at a MofC chapter house in Western India) squarely at her feet.

And this is why guys who get all squirmy and scared whenever the topic of #MeToo comes up should always be suspect.

Thomas Middleditch is what you’d get if you asked someone to draw a caricature of a white man running a pick-up artist seminar at a gaming convention.

The flip side is that homer, as a nuclear safety inspector of over 30 years, would almost definitely be making six figures. 

He needs to shave that thing off. He looks like they found him sleeping in an alley in Reseda.

Wow its been a while,  Drew Carey with the big white beard is blowing my mind.  

I’ll also add that once you find a guy who fits your first bullet point don’t be afraid to lead and teach during sex to get what you want.

This is exactly how I felt watching her swear in, Tracy. The waterworks for me unexpectedly started during Gaga’s anthem. It literally feels like a weight has been lifted.

Windows Key + Pause/Break will do the trick too.

Where’s the money for the people running this app come from? you cant operate on 1%.

I hate rhetoric like this. Just because it is easy for you doesn’t mean it is easyfor others. Sometimes it is extremely hard and impossible. Yes these companies should have accountability, but for lots of people this is a great service and opening them to opportunity they did not have before.

Can you please post the number for the Suicide Prevention Hotline on articles like this? It should be standard practice, even on a site that’s being actively dismantled by an herb.

National Suicide Prevention Hotline: 1-800-273-8255

Everybody’s going to Mario or bread, but my old ass immediately thought of George Gobel sitting next to superstars Bob Hope and Dean Martin on the old Carson show and SLAYING them with one line. ‘You ever think the world was a tuxedo and you were a pair of brown shoes?’

Erin: Could a dysfunctional country test large space rockets?

All the best designs are from the 1980s. We should reïntroduce these graphs. Here’s a mockup of a depreciation graph for a Chevrolet:

So much supremacy. I’m getting tired of all the supremacy. Can’t even go out to eat now without some big-bellied, stick’n’poke, sweaty-assed mud-butt shaking his acorn in peoples’ faces. They call it supreme and it don’t even come with sour cream. It is just mayo. Lord, lord. This is the best you got? This guy and…

Well, there is your problem.

Pretty soon you won’t be able to do pepperoni pizza after 6pm either. It happens, sorry. The good news, it IS happening, which means you’ve made it this far.