Thanks! The poor bugger needed a win, he’s a total introvert and kept trying to meet girls at bars, clubs, shows and he was getting pretty down on himself for being “not good with girls”. I set him up at a board games night with a group of friends, random acquaintances and anyone else who wanted to play games and…

and to guard trump of all people. That would be the kick in the teeth.

Dorito’s and body pillows?

dying alone?

Well congrats, you got day two as well. I tip my hat to you sir/maam

Sadly, yes. If your privileged, white, and a dood.

that is the most disturbing thing I’ve seen today

Good point, maybe they just wanted him out for the safety of students as of immediately?

I’m gonna be cautiously optimistic and say “Maybe they want police charges to make the expulsion stick”.

I think one of the few times I can recommend the purchasing of a firearm, a security system, and the biggest angriest bodyguard money can buy.

my goal was to make the class laugh so hard at my poetry, they’d have trouble taking the following “angsty” poems seriously.

nope, but I got away with writing a poem about ferrets, life goal achieved!

but when they emerge, throw confetti and cheer.

I’m not the only one. My failure was they had four classes, not three, I came back to the worst of the worst.

As much as I want to make fun of the instagram post...I just can’t. They look too happy...

Welp, bets on this going beyond “boys will be boys”?

Step 1. Distribute taser
Step 2. Teacher daughter to aim for the junk
Step 3, Have a great lawyer on retainer (Because it’s gonna go that way, but hey, no rape!)

I’d add in a potential bludgeoning with a boat oar before moving out...because flark that guy!

Frat men aren’t real people...punch away!

I second bad hombres!