If you spend a dime on this fight, you are a moron.

Historically LA in general has been bad for poor black people.

The man claims he has been running track since high school, and that he was never cut.

Things are shaping up perfectly for a Dodgers-Yankees World Series, a ratings bonanza for Fox executives. This all but locks in a Rockies-Indians series.

He had an answer for everything thrown at him, and over 13 draining rounds, he clinically beat Cooney up, bringing him further and further from land, reminding him constantly that he would eventually drown in a horrible way.

And in fact he was a lousy soldier, graduating at the bottom of his Annapolis class (which means flunking calculus and not turning in work, rather than being a rebel), getting wings he almost certainly didn’t qualify for, and dodging a well deserved grounding because he was Navy royalty. Most men don’t get a chance to…

Lebron should know that’s no way to treat his elders

The asteroid that will inevitably wipe out the human race can’t get here soon enough.

Sure we heard Jordan bitch about his teammates and coaches. It’s just that Jerry Krause didn’t care what Jordan thought and went on to put an all time great team on the floor anyway. Plus that whole Nike marketing machine didn’t have to control YouTube leaks and 4000 extra sports outlets.

JORDAN STOPPED PLAYING BASKETBALL FOR 2 YEARS! JUST BECAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT!

I am guessing Del Rio gets a life sentence. Considering he’s a wrestler, that’s about 8 years.

Today the Great Salt Lake is even saltier.

Slightly off-topic, but was this the worst rookie class since 2000-01?

(hitter smacks a deep one to right center, stands and admires the shot)

Dude would have beaten Rodman and Malone in their primes.

I THINK INTERRACIAL MARRIAGES SHOULD BE LEGAL PER LOVING v. VIRGINIA (1967) [arena burned to the ground]

Have him face off with Corey Graves’ brother, who is working a MAGA gimmick down in Mexico, at Wrestlemania instead of Roman fucking Reigns standing tall for the fourth straight year.

What kind of monster tells Dolan not to quit his day job?

First Phife and now this?! Dammit. I’ll never forget the first time I heard him, Locked in Spofford. RIP man.