Sure we heard Jordan bitch about his teammates and coaches. It’s just that Jerry Krause didn’t care what Jordan thought and went on to put an all time great team on the floor anyway. Plus that whole Nike marketing machine didn’t have to control YouTube leaks and 4000 extra sports outlets.

JORDAN STOPPED PLAYING BASKETBALL FOR 2 YEARS! JUST BECAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT!

I am guessing Del Rio gets a life sentence. Considering he’s a wrestler, that’s about 8 years.

Today the Great Salt Lake is even saltier.

Slightly off-topic, but was this the worst rookie class since 2000-01?

(hitter smacks a deep one to right center, stands and admires the shot)

Dude would have beaten Rodman and Malone in their primes.

I THINK INTERRACIAL MARRIAGES SHOULD BE LEGAL PER LOVING v. VIRGINIA (1967) [arena burned to the ground]

Have him face off with Corey Graves’ brother, who is working a MAGA gimmick down in Mexico, at Wrestlemania instead of Roman fucking Reigns standing tall for the fourth straight year.

What kind of monster tells Dolan not to quit his day job?

First Phife and now this?! Dammit. I’ll never forget the first time I heard him, Locked in Spofford. RIP man.

I love Boxing. I grew up with Boxers but...

Lazy. Here I am preventing forest fires, because evidently I am the only one who can, and this guy is napping. You have a fucking shovel!

That bear is more graceful in a hammock than me. Which species is truly the dominant one?

The only problem is it in Anaheim.

Felt good over here!

A. Honda Center is not that good

That’s because no one in LA would travel to Anaheim, the traffic is beyond awful, plus its Orange County.

Remind me how unspecial the championship run was when I sober up on Monday after all this partying

insert LeLbron spectacles meme here. In what multiverse is Draymond Green making a clever shirt (printed in Cleveland, btw) one-upped by Bronbron responding with the oldest-lamest joke in human history? Answer: not this multiverse. Draymond: +Yup. Brooklyn-based Media Mites: Nope #9,999