I want to be a kid again.

Donald Glover better get a royalty for this Yesha.

Knowing how prevelant high blood pressure is in the black community, I’m shocked these two niggas didn’t stroke out on national television.

Actually the advanced numbers are actually really kind to D’Angelo. He compares favorably to every teenage point guard in NBA history not named Kyrie Irving or Derrick Rose. The main criticisms I see have to do with old school notions of what a lead guard should look/play like. I think he’ll be fine though since when…

Well Peter North did do all those gay scenes though.

If Steve fucking Nash had the athleticism to win two MVP’s I’m sure Lonzo will be just fine.

I don’t blame him you reward the most productive individual string of games any starting guard on the Lakers had this season with a benching. Anyone with a guaranteed contract would say fuck it. He probably wants a trade more than most Laker fans at this point.

All things being equal I’ll always take the seven footer over the 6'5" guard. Historically speaking you’re more likely to win a chip through the big provided his usage rate isn’t too high.

Advanced stats say Porzingis and Russell provide the exact same value to their respective teams and I’d post the fucking picture to prove it but the fucking image upload keeps failing

This is a whole lot of words for something that can be traced back to LL Cool J. The first cat rover “win” battles based solely on popularity. Be it Kool Moe Dee, Ice T, or Canibus, each battle was basically won because he was more popular not because he sliced up each rapper on the mic.

If a haircut is a cause of distraction that means you’ve got some sucker ass chumps on your roster. Punk ass motherfucker gonna blame his error on someone else’s hair being a “distraction”. I fucking hate sports culture as much as I love the sports themselves.

You’re goddamned right!

Richard Williams was right about everything he said about his daughters though. He could be taken off that list perhaps.

His white wife who, coincidentally, grew up with a black step mother.

That’s because once you get east of Chicago people have shit opinions regarding Mexican food. I just look at how easy coasters talk about Chipotle which is Mexican food for white folks.

Lots of people had to die in the last handful of years for JT to get such recognition. Good for him I guess.

I’m still trying to determine what Kei Nishikori is so afraid of to be considered “shook”.

I didn’t miss the overmatched part, by the way, I just don’t give a fuck. I’ve been on both sides of similar blowouts. When you’re on the wrong side you deal with it then shake hands when it’s over. If you can’t manage that you don’t belong on any field, court or arena of competition.

Two options there. One, the coach could’ve pulled the starters thereby leaving the overmatched kid likely to have a more traditional humiliation, the continued merciless, competitive ass whooping he was on the wrong side of. Two, you could just write this off as sometimes you’re overmatched, you get your ass kicked,…

Or maybe the guy who barely has a team could’ve stolen the ball once he mishandled it? Or maybe the ref could’ve lightened up? Or maybe it’s fucking high school and no one should take any of this serious, least of all a guy making five bucks to blow a whistle.