Who in their right mind takes this job anymore. If Snyder doesn’t change the GM as well, you would have to be very desperate to be a head coach. Oh yeah! Gregg Williams, thats who.

“Free the Juice” is the least surprising thing I see here

“Yup...that’s me... you’re probably wondering how I got here...” 

Its best for humanity that the extremely stupid die as young as possible.

You join the mafia, you either end up in prison or a body bag. That’s the risk you take 

So under the banner of being “patriots” they feel entitled to overwhelm and displace the redskins from their native land, big surprise.

Right, coaches in all sports do this. Having the better players in never good enough, they think it's really them against the other coach.

please. cousins play fit the redskins perfectly. get down big, pile up good numbers, make games look closer than they are, have everyone in town believe they’re this close to bein’ a cuntendah.

I like that basically every Jamboroo now begins with a lengthy screed on why football is fucking awful.

It’s a good thing such a thoughtful and talented Quarterback is playing for team known for taking advantage of other truly generational talents like Andre Johnson and Jadeveon Clowney.

Let’s take a moment to recognize after years of almost being an afterthought by Fox (despite being its best animated show, maybe best show) with having its time slot constantly jerked or preempted by football, Bob’s Burgers got the attention it deserves with the 9pm Primetime slot. Well deserved and long past due.

Louise: “I’ll break you yet, Robert Belcher.”

And love it way more than any ring.

A fine season opener! I felt sure Linda was going to get that Ooh-la-la keychain as a consolation present, though.

I’ve often thought that being a toddler must be very similar to being drunk. All wobbly, bad decision making and occasional vomiting and incontinence.

Could have been worse- usually when a Colombian ends up 80 kilos short, his whole family gets murdered.

Sure. That’s just not a scenario I feel like contemplating.

It’s possible to be successful, industrious, and actually give a shit about other human beings at the same time. You should give it a try.

It took a long time to wind that one up.

Dude, you're a relatively famous person with a relatively big following on social media. I get the impulse to do something like this but you canton expect to get away with it.