I’m a Prof. at a D-Not-I school and I do color on the radio for our football team and chair our University Athletics Committee, and I’ll tell you — the players like your cousin are the reason college sports should exist. Interviewing a kid with outside interests is interviewing a kid with a personality. Teaching a…

I think part of the backlash is that this is also landing at the start of the season when all the FOOTBAW fans are getting hyped up for the Sundays to come. And here’s this STANFORD kid DARING to remind them that this entertainment has real life consequences for the men out there.

The average life expectancy of an NFL player is in the low 50s, while the average life expectancy for American men is in the mid 70s. So you’re giving up roughly a third of your life to entertain us. While the Romans made people fight to the death for their entertainment, we only make you give up a third of your life…

Straight out of Bob’s Burgers.

You mean the 3 million majority of us are bitter that our votes count for less because we live in productive parts of the country?

That’s a great idea, but it’s getting awfully crowded up in those rafters.

This days a lot more about your childish, politics-as-entertainment view of the world than it does about liberal “fans”.

The NFL wants you to feel the pain, just don't treat it with ganj is all.  That's for hippies.

I had to give you a star. Ignorrin your comment would have been criminal.

Yes, because “who is running the country” and “who is playing quarterback for the fucking Indianapolis Colts” are of equal importance.

That would be Radd.

Boy, you're a fucking moron.

Booing andrew luck and cancelling someone like bill maher for using house n!gg@ are two totally different things. One person is making a decision (the best decision) on his life and well being.  The other just wants to make offensive jokes and not be held accountable for what could be his hidden racism and privilege. …

Also, he plays for a team with a demented goober billionaire owner on more narcotics than an entire bus of Merry Pranksters who spent years staffing an offensive line of folding chairs while Luck earned a medical degree by observing his shoulder reconstruction. Destroying your body for those fans? How many years can…

Ideally, the Lakers turn into such a trash fire this year that Davis decides that leaving via free agency is a much better idea than sticking around, leaving them with literally nothing in exchange for six players, two first-rounders, and a pick swap.

I would consider a cocaine dealer who promised me it would make me immune to sunburn to be too sketchy to buy from 

Jesus Christ I can hear the Sam Adams in that comment.

Patrick Chung played at Oregon with Jeremiah Masoli.

What’s the mattah, guy? Your icehouse sink inta Winnipesaukee this wintah or sumthin’?

I was born in New Hampshire and lived there until I was 23. Cocaine should probably be legal because there isn't much else to do.