Not certain but from the few grey comments on this so far I’m willing to bet Jerry Jones has some very clean boots 

I love Dez. I hope he burns down the whole Cowboys organization. 

Andray Blatche: Let’s Remember Some Guns.

CommodoreFlushingtonGiri Nathan

There’s no way that Superman got out of fucking Smallville without becoming a sports fan of some kind. His dad was a small town Dad. Surely Jonathan Kent was a sports fan. And people forget that before Superman was SUPERMAN he was just regular ass, boring ass Clark Kent. Clark Kent absolutely seems like the type who…

This is fantastic.

a month to train and ten kicks

Meanwhile, Greg's over here just saying, "Well, time to seduce another Diamond."

I do not claim to have any intimate knowledge of what transpired here (because I have none), but as a psychiatric nurse I gotta say this sounds like a psychotic break.

“Who you callin’ freak show?” - Charles II

Bruh, we’re talking about HISTORY here, not breaking down film and analyticking like a NERD. Take that geekwork to Chuck and Shaq on TNT.

That said:

One Beat, you don’t know enough by now not to be cocky?

I’m glad Russia lost just to spare us from Trump inviting them to the White House to celebrate their win

Putin: *invades and conquers Croatia*

No sympathy for Russia.

Croatia would’ve never been able to field a team had Russia not gotten involved in that Sarajevo imbroglio with that alliterative Scottish dance-pop band in June 1914.

Tough shits, guys!

No, Neymar just refuses to get up off the grass.

I felt a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of Cardinals fans cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear we’ll never learn which lives matter.

Odds on favorite to win with your armada, but wrecked by the weather. Spain is the original England.