I hope that if Aliens are watching us, they’re paying close attention to things like this to get a glimpse of our true nature. I love these stories where people from all over rally their experience and technology to rescue people trapped in impossible situations.

He is a perfect fit for the Wizards. I don’t mean that in a good way at all.

I’m assuming they buy out Melo, who has indicated he won’t come off the bench although it is clear to anyone but Melo that OKC is significantly better with Grant in the starting line up instead. Plus it would save OKC almost $100 million this year to do so if they stretch him.

Ernie Grunfeld will apparently be a Wizard for life. This same ownership group just couldn't make it work with Barry Trotz. Cool

There’s a strong possibility that’s true! But it’s possible that he’d take it to play with his buddy John Wall again, no?

IF ONLY THERE WERE OTHER CHOICES TO FIND A CENTER FOR ONE YEAR AT THE MLE WHO MIGHT POSSIBLY WANT TO PLAY WITH JOHN WALL.

I’m sure there will be a soporific guitar ballad about this somed...

(there are seven fucks and three shits)

LeBron didn’t like the fact that he’d have to sit out a year after joining the Sixers.

Eh, predictable. Just like his mom, he couldn’t resist the West.

Jeannie Buss has just invited LaVar to check out this cool thing she found deep, deep in the woods. 

This deserves far more stars.  But I worry it’s brilliance was lost among the flickering shadows on the wall.

If Shaq was “The Big Aristotle,” I guess this makes Lebron “The Big Plato.”

Sure, you love the basketballs, but let me tell you about another man who “opted out” on a Friday, came back on a Sunday, and met with his followers.

I’m going to be pissed if he comes out of the cave, sees his shadow, and gives us six more weeks of LeBronWatch.

When LeBron goes to LA, the Eastern Conference All-Stars will be Austin Rivers, off-brand Toronto Kobe, whichever Morris brother is healthy, and Bismack Biyombo. 

Seriously...how this asshole isn’t straight up in jail is beyond me. Meanwhile Colin Kaepernick, who is outright a better QB than Winston to boot, sits at home because he took a stand for something meaningful that brought negative press.

The true tragedy in this is what happens next... In 2012 Winston faced a FEDERAL RAPE CHARGE while in college that he paid off in 2014 after getting drafted... five years later he’s sexually assaulting Uber drivers. Does anyone believe he’s been a choir boy between these acts? Isn’t it clear this man has a problem and…

And Tony Dungy can still go fuck himself.

I remember when Michael Sam kissing a man was a distraction.