If you watched basketball or coverage of the Alabama senate election, you wouldn’t be asking this. Google is your friend.

“My dope Uber driver Lil-Man Devin has a sixth-sense for this stuff and HE says...”

“How can I shoehorn in increasingly outdated movie references?”

I’m not convinced...what do your college buddies, septugenarian dad, and millennial employees think?

I dunno man, have you thought through all of the ramifications here?

Even before I clicked it, I knew it was The Ringer. Damn, how I miss Grantland.

I know we joke around here a lot, and despite what our girlfriends say, we are ok at it. But whoever did this, show yourself. This shit is brilliant and I’m dying.

Two’s company, three’s a crowd

RIP Geno

I know snark is irresistible on a story like this, but could someone please get me out of the grays so that the genuinely misguided can see the unedited truth with their own eyes?

I imagine the whole earth looks flat when you’re staring at it from two inches off the floor after a teammate punches you in the face.

Clearly it’s been correcting for the so-called curve of the earth that’s led to his being unable to hit the broad side of a barn.

Can I assume flat earthers are pretty much all Christians of some ilk?

200 fly is death.

Ever try to do 100 meters of dogpaddle? Kill me.

Also Deadspin should take a look at what Caleb Dressel from U of Florida is doing right now. Just broke 2 American records in events he never really swims at the SEC Champs. He’s the next Phelps imo.

Oh yea. When I swam in college I always looked at the breaststroke specialists like left handed pitchers. Seeked out for their unique skill but not worth much doing anything else.

A swimmer might tell you it also depends on the distance of the event. I loved Butterfly at the 100 distance but the 200 Butterfly can fuck right off.

Breaststroke will always be the worst because who enjoys going the slowest in a pool while risking calf cramps? Breaststroke specialists a swimmers who can’t hack it in any other stroke.

I don't think the Arrested Development analogy really holds. They only had one hit, that "Tennessee" song.