The marketing machine that is EA probably knows better than a sole Internet commenter. Thanks for pretending that your "wonder"ment might have been something they didn't think of, though.

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Let's count off all the ways that you fucked this one up.

Do your own fucking work.

They can't feel morally superior about that. It's just work THEY have to do, rather than hoisting the work on everyone else like they want to do here.

Oh, something from your childhood isn't the same thing 25 years later? Why don't you tell me about the Ninja Turtles and comic books too? Did those also change and now things are ruined?

Uh. We're talking about his pinky finger, not ring finger.

The things you declare in your head as truth astound me. It doesn't matter how much evidence to the contrary exists, you flit onward, glibly unaware of how astoundingly stupid you are.

That's because mentally and intellectually you are a child.

Lazy headline was written, because Kotaku.

You huddled, twee, infantile goof.

It's literally one step away from what you openly admit to doing. You play with children's toys and talk about children's toys when adult life prevents you from playing with children's toys.

... what? No, it doesn't. You play with child's toys and talk about playing with child's toys when you cannot have child's toys in your presence because you're working. The "volumes" that you're inferring about me remain entirely unexplained.

I mean, why not carry this thing to it's logical conclusion and just suck on Duplo blocks?

I cannot possibly give a shit about the opinions had by an adult male who plays with children's toys. It's like if you were to tell me that you prefer the crusts cut off your PBJs. Of course you do. You never grew into an adult.

Nope. These are toys used to entertain children, and some artists (I call them "not very good artists") occasionally use them as a medium.

You, an adult person, plays with toys made for children.

I just called my adult coworkers over to ask whether "PizzaParade" got me with the intellectual equivalent of "nu uh, YOU'RE being childish". They, like me, declined to give a fuck about someone as stupid as you.

Community?