You got the idiot part right.

What kind of godawful pica do you have? Or are you just a shitty writer? "Lick them"?

Go back to 9gag.

Totally unrelated, totally unfunny.

So, rather than look up the stats and see that the stadium was half full, or that it was raining really hard in the top of the 1st, you resort to a shitty, freshman-level maxim with a hashtag?

... no. This story is about that cat. Not your cat.

"Torture techniques" and "methods of execution" aren't the same thing. The saw "torture"?

This comment has nothing to do with his marathon, and his marathon has nothing to do with B-plots. Is this just your place to free-associate shit you just thought of?

Let's up that one grade to "get the fuck over the mistaken impression of your childhoods you all collectively seem to fetishize".

You are intolerable.

What's it like, living in cultural exile from a culture that isn't even yours?

People who use reaction gifs are closing in on the level of animals. Didn't your mom ever tell you to use your "big girl words"?

Kid... the reason that it's called a shock wave is because it's moving FASTER than the speed of sound. You assumed that this shock wave was putting along, no faster than the speed of sound, using a hundred-thousand-millionth precision to fuck that basic fact up.

Dad, your internet time is up.

You are dumb as shit, man. The first amendment does not protect you from social, vocational, or any other repercussions from what you say. It just means the government can't arrest you for your shitty, racist humor.

Shut the fuck up.

Are you going to show your work, or just insist that you're right "if you do the math on the timing"?

Not funny.

"something said aloud in the video that I'm typing out now"

What a unique opinion. Do you also dislike racism and like puppies?