You got the idiot part right.

So, rather than look up the stats and see that the stadium was half full, or that it was raining really hard in the top of the 1st, you resort to a shitty, freshman-level maxim with a hashtag?

... no. This story is about that cat. Not your cat.

This comment has nothing to do with his marathon, and his marathon has nothing to do with B-plots. Is this just your place to free-associate shit you just thought of?

Let's up that one grade to "get the fuck over the mistaken impression of your childhoods you all collectively seem to fetishize".

You are intolerable.

What's it like, living in cultural exile from a culture that isn't even yours?

Kid... the reason that it's called a shock wave is because it's moving FASTER than the speed of sound. You assumed that this shock wave was putting along, no faster than the speed of sound, using a hundred-thousand-millionth precision to fuck that basic fact up.

You are dumb as shit, man. The first amendment does not protect you from social, vocational, or any other repercussions from what you say. It just means the government can't arrest you for your shitty, racist humor.

Shut the fuck up.

Are you going to show your work, or just insist that you're right "if you do the math on the timing"?

Not funny.

"something said aloud in the video that I'm typing out now"

.... okay?

Your introspection about you being someone else making a game that you aren't making is fascinating.

No one cares.

"because x" is lazy, shitty, memey, sloppy writing.

You aren't funny.

.... k?

Yes, that's the joke. You repeated a decade-old joke that you didn't write. Really good job.