You are a kid. You are a 16 year old kid.

16, then. Same thing.

You are 15 years old and need to shut your stupid fucking face.

What the shit are you talking about.

Shut up.

Dad, your time on the computer is up.

Wait... you people... who are adult people... believe in the existence of ghosts? In a real, honest and not "Fun for conversation" kind of way?

You've depressed the shit out of me and I'm leaving now.

If the answer to my complaint is just "Man, you're old now. They're selling the same shit you enjoyed to kids who are the age you enjoyed it at." then that's fine.

This is not-Halo how?

She IS a kid.

Considering that his fans say humiliating things like "I detect an anti-awesome bias!", I think you can see why you've been kept at the kids' table.

"It was in the comic books, and also in the movie." - is not an "Easter Egg"

I've sworn for years that the closest we can get to the feeling a dog gets when you scratch behind its ear is a Q-Tip in the ear.

:(

Kevin Hart?

One guy uses a shitty old gif. You don't know how to spell the word "you're".

Is anyone around here able to communicate emotions and ideas OUTSIDE of meme form?

Bathroom selfie... let's see. Where are my aviator shades?

The vacant-eyed Christian girl turned attention whore screaming pop singer doesn't have a good grasp on racial politics? *rolls eyes*