You wrote a three sentence summary of the article we all just read and got 193 recommendations for it. Jesus this is a stupid crowd.

I know it's unintentional, but what you just wrote is the most defeating, depressing, deflating, sad thing I'll read today.

Good job, sports writer!

You should maybe start reading books.

I think there's a porn called that.

Okay... so say it.

Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb.

They're trolling you when they say that this is not trolling. Yes, it is, of course, trolling.

Once again, you fucking imbecile. I'll go over this once again. For your benefit. So that maybe you can learn something. The fact that someone can take legal action against someone else is not indicative of guilt, result, or probability of success. I could hire a lawyer to sue you for being a fucking idiot and causing…

Just in case you forgot, sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt.

Here you are: (skip to :41)

The Internet, a Play in One Act

His hair is fucking horrible.

I would like your joke more if you hadn't confused the Queen with the Queen Mother. They aren't the same person.

I can see why you never went to law school.

Could you kindly use English and not Idiotgif?

Would you fucking read the article, please?

Boy, you weren't kidding with that first bit.

Neeerrrrrrrrd.

No, it isn't. The legal aptitude that people who use "fry memes" have is telling.