New iterations of cartoons for children are actually for children, not for the permanently childish 30-somethings.

Turn 10.

Is getting cancer your only hope of ever being funny?

We all won until you wrote that headline.

That's precisely the thing. There is no news wizard dictating truth, reliability or accuracy. It's a 20-something manning the phones, passing the word to a 30-something running the show, and the guileless pretty reporter gets to be the face of a fuckup like this.

Yes.

It was in frightened disbelief, if you want to know the truth of it.

Stop.

This is absolutely unreal. You are wholly unfunny.

I'm not sure what about this you aren't understanding.

Stop.

You made a fucking terrible joke, and you just will not stop talking. It is not improving your situation.

Just fucking stop.

Stop. STOP.

People laugh at Big Bang Theory. Some fucking idiot laughing at something does not "make" it funny.

Stop.

A needed/deserved joke and "'murica" joke.

STOP.

Stop.

That is demonstrably NOT what you asked, and obviously not what you meant.