No, it's okay! Jesus said I could swear.

Oh. Shoot, my bad.

I did not introduce her sexuality to the topic. Incorrect.

Cue the self righteous Internet commenter who cannot spell, but who leaps to put offensive words in other people's mouths.

It's pretty plainly demonstrated that you don't feel the need to do much of anything correctly. We typically call people with this inclination "fuck ups".

"Well, I know I'm shitty, but you... YOU'RE really shitty."

I don't give a shit. The value that both of you incorrigible princesses give your own opinion blows my fucking mind.

No.

Yep, you certainly do. You awarded "all the internet claps" to someone.

So you don't know anything about the topic at hand, but feel a need to have an opinion on it based off a sexual preference that you don't even have yourself. Fuck OFF, lady.

Shut the fuck up with your mindless gifs.

Good job... looking out for... the little guy?

Why the hell would you use the word "crafty" to describe this coyote when the word "wily" was available?

No really. You're the kind of person who actually composes phrases like "all of the internet claps". Do you also say "lol", "ftw", and "feels"?

Oh my god. Shut the fuck up. "internet claps"?

Did you ACTUALLY just encourage Michael Bay to make more movies?

Now, onto the topic of wearing sports jerseys when you aren't an athlete.

You're one of those mental 5 year olds that holds your ears when sirens go by, aren't you?

The only Italian enclaves are down in Bensonhurst. North Brooklyn is Polish/hipster.

There is a difference between the words "hear" and "here". So we cannot "here it all right here".