Prediction: You will die by getting shot because you are an idiot with guns.

I don't know. It was THIN on jokes. The little bit of banter at the diner was fine... but the series really was at its best with Louis & Howard. Even fucking Jay Leno was better than anything this season.

It is no longer 2005. "x ensues" is no longer an interesting headline. Fucking stop it. Learn to write.

"Italians in Brooklyn" not so much a thing anymore.

Anyone else wholesale let down by Season 4 so far? Painfully unfunny.

I didn't suppose that they did, genius. Nothing in my response to our idiot friend suggests that I supposed otherwise.

It's just that you named yourself Brick Tamlin. So we're still not settled on the issue.

The same way you got yours, genius.

If you're going to compete with the shitty compilers like Buzzfeed, who has time to type stories!?

For what reason did you feel the need to write a story that has no quotes in that form?

No kinda evidence like anecdotal evidence!

I just read up on the case. It wasn't really the court declaring that the value had been infringed upon. It was the court telling the defendant that since she had spent years telling people there were ghosts in the house, she was estopped to deny the existence later.

What an outrageously stupid ruling.

Nope, that first one definitely has an engine.

These have been extinct for 300 million years. I might take what you typed as a joke, it's just that you didn't say anything funny.

I know it's just slang, but isn't it more frequently "mollywhop"? without the "m"?

Sounds easy to get around since "haunted" isn't a real thing.

This is the post you're talking about: http://gawker.com/5902076/snl-ex…

... who gives a shit?

Alanis Morissette?