Uhm, no thanks?

Not only that, it's insulting to watch. The writers of the show are pretty much CERTAIN that you're 15 seconds away from turning it off, so they'll keep breasts and violence in front of you at all times.

Hey! Maybe if you stick around for more humiliation, it'll improve your standing in this conversation. You thick fucking, humorless failure.

Certainly wouldn't be the first incorrect idea you've had today. Your fuckups thus far include humor, maxims, addresses, and social affinity.

Can you?

Game of Thrones fans who think they're watching highbrow TV repulse me like no other.

You can't pull off a joke to save your life today.

Sweet digs.

An Almaty Olympics would be a sufficient excuse to bring Borat back for two weeks.

So... am I to understand that you won't be telling jokes OR sending me your address?

Let me know when you'll be starting.

I'll send you a check. $1/joke. Just send me that address.

I'll send you a check. $1/joke. Just send me that address.

Would it be a bit like China launching a "Operation Franklin Roosevelt" to investigate Richard Nixon?

The "point" was you fucking up a joke, huh? And you fucking up a joke proves "your" point, does it? Okay. Hah.

The joke, that you are too stupid to even repeat is "when you assume, you make an 'ass' out of 'u' and 'me'". It's the oldest dad joke in the book and you couldn't even get it right. God, it's embarrassing to watch you sputter.

You assumed incorrectly. You do a great number of things incorrectly, though, so this is no surprise.

You have described the sensation of "growing up". You no longer have the taste for cartoon characters and a simplistic, button-mashing interface.

Nice. The equivalent of "Nu-uh, YOU are."

"You're out of your element here, buddy."