And now a faux question as insult.

Sarcasm is the last resort of the intellectually bankrupt.

"Canada to host Kuwait in a game of American football" is a headline that would get equal surprise from me.

You hate him because people like him?

I don't read the username first... but when it's a joke this shitty... this dad... this humiliatingly eager to please... I guess that I've stumbled upon your shitty jokes again and am usually right.

Does it just break you down every day that your dad-grade Jay Leno humor is 15 years out of taste?

Anecdotal evidence. That's sure to supersede the actual studies done in the article above. Thanks for chiming in.

I love it when "data" tells us things that no one doubted to begin with.

... what?

Nope. I think I'm square on this one. You've admitted you don't know what you're talking about, that you're here purely out of some bruised ego, and that you'll just keep typing away to save your fat-fedora, loquacious face. Thanks for the summary and for the promise to reply in meme, which precludes me from reading…

I do. I over-tip to compensate for low life, cheap, greedy sacks like yourself.

There are loads of educated people who take wait staff jobs. I feel lucky that I haven't ever needed to. Therefore, when I DO go dine, I don't act like a backwood sack of shit, angry, cheap son of a bitch.

Learn to read, you fucking retard: http://www.dol.gov/whd/state/tipp…

You fucking imbecile. Do you not have access to this site called google.com? http://www.dol.gov/whd/state/tipp…

Yes, it is. So is saying hello and shaking someone's hand. If you don't do it, you're an impolite sack of shit.

What hilarious backwoods shit hole do you live in where 15% is for exemplary service?

You are an asshole for deciding that you don't have to pay someone's wages. You are. Their pay is artificially low, because it's assumed that gratuity makes up the rest. Until fucking assholes like yourself decide that you get to be king of the castle in this one instance.

They put up on a daily basis with shitbags like you who arbitrarily decide based off some bullshit "decent" meter that exists only in your asshole head whether they can pay rent that month.

Not that it justifies the segregation, but if you'd actually read the goddamned article, they told you why.

Yes, and when you leave that line blank, you identify yourself as a sack of shit.