Tom, your articles are always informative based on your ongoing experience in the business, and having you here is a real asset to Jalopnik (a win-win). Thanks.

I’m gonna quote Hammond on this one:

It never stopped looking shockingly fucking awful to my eyes.

Speaking of names that are too good. My brother's first car crash; he rear ended a 69 yr old dude named Dick Hickey. 

What kind of woman witnesses just one gang rape and refuses to report it, let alone multiple?

Pro-tip: Come up with a witty insult about the officer’s waist size and penchant for doughnuts.  I guarantee they’ll be thrown entirely off guard by such a unique witticism.

“I will own your bank account. I will own your house.”

Ah, not to be a wet blanket...Okay, I’m being a wet blanket.

I work for a contractor in the Naval Aviation field and have put together compilation videos like this for both weapons and flight testing. Some of the clips are ridiculous!

And here I was thinking the military method of falling asleep anywhere was wake up before dawn, run until your CO pukes, and get back to your bunk 3 hours before dawn.

I feel like this sentence might make more sense if it was the other way around.

$6k Dodge Magnum V8

200mph with a check engine light.

Hell of a ticket. I doubt he’ll be able to dodge this in court.

Since it’s a TRD Pro, it get’s a locking rear diff, crawl control, skid plates, Fox suspension, I think terrain management, and some other goodies I can’t remember off the top of my head.

He was free to express himself. And he was free to get his ass kicked. The system still works. 

Just be sure to also be mad on the internet later about how everyone in airports is an obnoxious asshole.

Those people are truly the worst human beings on the planet. 

Smoking at a gas pump is the worst. Second worse, engine running. Third, cell phone and refueling. Fourth, getting back into your car while refueling, coming back with a load of static electricity.