Bruce Arena’s coaching career died so that this joke may live. #ARENAFOREVER

Also it wasn’t really fair that the US had to compete against Trinidad AND Tobago - that’s two nations against one.

“Asking for a friend.”

Something wrestling does Miss: Elizabeth.

“I don’t like towelheads.”

+1 burning cross

Maybe McGrath would feel more comfortable if the towel were a sheet instead.

To sune

To boost sales, promoters say that, immediately following the fight, Mayweather will face McGregor in a spelling bee.

If you had told me that you met a guy that had made a tshirt with “Fook Floyd” on it, the logical follow up question is, did he have sunglasses backwards on his head?

There’s certainly nothing wrong with disagreeing with a piece of art, and I definitely see their point. But removing art because some people disagree with it is... worrisome to me.

Co-opting? Marginalizing? Hate crime?

Guess who Ryan learned it from

Neutral: To level set, I think the disruptive paradigm shift in deliverables has really synergized senior management to rightsize their deployment of resources more holistically to mobility dynamic lifestyle adaptive millennial purple monkey dishwasher.

If I met a girl with my same name I’d have to fuck her.

Or maybe one time they fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked

I heard that he also dated Lennay Kekua before Manti Te’o did. 

Charlie Strong should have been a little more specific when he told Jackson he was giving him a second chance after the first incident.

Have you read the Krakauer book on the topic? He drank the kool-aid initially, but very quickly became disenfranchised. He was vocal about the bullshit he uncovered, but was also a man of his word and so he remained enlisted, with a plan to stay in for his full term. Not to turn a deadspin comment too serious, but…