You mean asshole 2.0

This is Donald Trump’s America now!

That’s a lot of self loathing you have there. Might need to see a doctor.

Where’s some Russian hackers when you need em?

I stopped watching Jeopardy! just because of that stupid fucking category..... cancelled my cable subscription, then set my TV on fire.

If only they thought about corrupt bankers like they do about web page executives...

This needs to move to the front of the line.

Hahaha damn that was bru-tal.

Where are the Bloods going to go for their football needs now that LA is blue again?!

Roger Goodell has suspended Roger Goodell 6 games for violating league rules.

Wow this book takes me back to the 1960's! I felt like I was right there in that meeting!! I can’t wait til the next installment of the series comes out when they let a black guy in to be a stenographer. PLEASE DON’T WAIT ANOTHER 50 YEARS TO PUBLISH IT!

Redd’s Apple Ale: Miller Lite with apple flavoring and sweeteners, but without all those yucky apples.

She deleted it, so it didn’t even happen.

I’m interested in a follow up...

I’m guessing she whispered something about bengals being the better race.

Can we start up the Tim Tebow talk train now?!

I think you mean sizzurp.

Count 1: Conspiracy to kidnapping

Your rage would be spent better elsewhere. Michael Moore is not the villain you seek.

Um Com Cent?! Is that what all the cool kids are calling it these days?