“even though Biden very clearly fucking loves the police—to a concerning degree, in fact!”

Wow, that’s a gigantic fail.

Those are awesome, but I hope the artist adds The Good Place at some point. I’d love to download Michael’s office, Eleanor’s clown house, or Jason’s Bud-Hole!

This is the first time Melania has been positive around Trump in a long long time.

Neither is she. That would require more research and thought than is put into any Jezebel article, ever.

Leave it to the good US of A to start planning Christmas and thanksgiving traveling, ignoring all evidence, while being one of the worst hit countries in the world.

Meanwhile, I’ve already had conversations with family about not attending Thanksgiving AND Christmas. The plan for holiday air travel really should be don’t. Make up for it next year and stay safe this year.

For all those bitching about Bob Woodward not revealing Trump’s tapes sooner...Exhibit fucking A, right here.

Yeah, zero sympathy. I’m a Canadian with a work visa who is actually stuck the US due to not being willing to risk the mood of the border patrol officers on the given day I attempt to cross back into the US to do my job. I haven’t seen my family since Christmas and it’s up in there air on whether I’ll be able to…

Is Jez really doing a story about “how will the short little black lady swim”??? About the most amazing U.S. amateur female athlete? Yikes.

Ah yes, being forced to live in Vancouver, getting paid a mere $40,000 per episode. It’s so good that stars like Lili Reinhart can empathize with incarcerated people and truly understand the prison experience.

If someone telling you that you could kill someone by making a choice not to wear a mask to protect those around you makes you NOT want to wear one???  You should probably go see a therapist.  Because that’s not rational behavior.

I don't necessarily agree being fat is largely a choice. I do think this website has gotten kind of mean though. Or maybe they were always mean and I just grew up.

They’re not as popular as they once were, but let’s not forget there is still a whole genre of reality television dedicated to shows that profit off anti-fatness

Hey Meghan, it’s possible for the culture to be toxic against women and for you to be an asshole. 

as a cracker, cracker isn’t offensive. anyone attempting to use it offensively has the right to do so. - personal opinion, but i mean it’s both not that bad and an actual thing. plus it’s not like white dudes don’t deserve a little derision.

The woman has been through hell, and nothing really is positive or happy for her. Give her a break. Or time. Or both. 

Somewhat off topic: The scene where Dionne is driving and accidentally goes on the LA freeway never fails to enter my head when I merge into traffic and I giggle uncontrollably. 

No one likes it. Everyone is not special. Wear...the...fucking...masks.

God. Wear a fucking mask. This is not about your assault. It is the worst thing that could ever have happened to you. And it truly sucks. And fuck that guy/girl/human. But, you know what?  This isn’t about that. And we all have traumatic shit we are dealing with right now. Wear a mask or stay the fuck home.