this has been done before! last year starbucks holiday cups werent christmassy enough for some dude so he had this rill good idea to go to starbucks, place an order, and give your name as merry christmas to force them to say merry christmas.

I used to wonder which crap feminists Megyn Kelly and her ilk had been talking to. i wanted to go have a chat with those crap feminists and explain to them that they clearly don’t understand what empowering women is supposed to look like and that no, we do not need to destroy men. and then i would also tell them that…

that hairstyle is really flattering on her. I’m glad she cut her hair shorter.

sounds like Megyn Kelly is responding to her own misperception of feminism instead of responding to reality’s feminism.

erm..... a dopp kit? it’s useful at least. or just manly grooming items like beard oil. old timey shaving soap?

does Mara Jade count?

oh stop ffs. wikileaks showed up that hillary rigged the primary.

or does it pair better with a MAZEL TOV COCKTAIL?

haha. a while ago i had a uti and i went straight to the produce section. fresh cranberries were not to be found, but i did get some frozen cranberries. i pureed those things in my trusty immersion blender and drank it down like a smoothie!

how is that possible? baking soda is alkaline but apple cider vinegar is acidic...

I once read on the internet that acidic urine is unfriendly to bacteria. so i went ahead and drank a bunch of lemon juice!

once while taking anatomy i asked this very question. I asked my professor if the male groin area was in fact infecting us (women). he said something that i can’t remember due to vagueness.

do you carry the cranberry pills on you? i had a UTI recently and after talking to the doctor I started to think i ought to keep cranberry pills on me at all times. or maybe just in my desk at work?

i think he’s hiding his weight. this article was pretty good

FUCK YES. i stand back several feet (six feet is good, it’s a couple inches longer than i am tall so ought to keep me covered) and the main reason I did that was because I knew I could possibly fall.

If i could remember my pinterest password i could link you the recipe... but no.

haaaaaaaaaaaaaahaha. the idea that being old is a trump card is so frickin dumb.

disappointed redhead? like you wanted the rest of us to be more kinky?

sorry i can’t share it, but if you can find a beans and rice recipe you like that is a good asset. cheap but contains protein! add a few spices for flavor. (I read a memoir where they ate a lot of beans and rice (set in Cuba) but i myself do not have a recipe I cook of this dish.)

ha, only maybe. i’m notoriously experimental when cooking. sometimes I just throw things in and don’t write it down at all!
we shall see. sometimes i actually go out on a saturday night, who woulda thunk it? :)