Wait, is there an age that you are supposed to start splitting bags of coke with kids?

I woke up and went to Target early, right after they had opened, in hopes of picking up a single pack of these cards for my girlfriend. The clerks said they’d already sold out online, that they weren’t going to even be putting them on the shelves.

I am so excited for this, my only concern is gonna be the length of the game. I really hope it’s lengthier than the original, double the length would be perfect.

Armie Hammer’s forgettability is a fog that envelopes everything around him. Like, even lurid evidence of violence and possible cannibalism aren’t enough to make him memorable.

Still needs more optimization. 8700K and 1080 only from me, but I can hold 60 fps about 60-70% of the time, massive frame drops the rest of it. GPU seems to always be under 98% load, and this game is no graphic powerhouse.

Yeah I know we were never getting a sequel to Man From UNCLE either way, but the Armie Hammer news pretty much is the final nail I guess. Makes me sad, I loved the hell out of that movie.

I played a bit of the closed Beta, and the gameplay was a little... iffy. Imagine if Diablo 3 randomly swapped out your skills every time you used one, but the images for each skill hotkey were barely distinguishable from each other. It was difficult to keep track of what spell you were about to cast, and since some…

Got into mobile games only in the last year. I would say how much you spend depends on how long you play. I have spent more on Rise of Kingdoms than on any AAA game, but a month to month basis, my video game spending has actually decreased a lot. 

Definitely, it will take a brand new game to not make CP feel like an Ubisoft open-world game. This could have totally been “Far Cry: Night City” and people would be like “it’s an okay Far Cry game, but the stealth mechanics are pretty weak and the quickhacks aren’t that interesting.” The fact that it’s a CDPR game…

Not ‘No cops spawning inside a locked room you just cleared’. Just ‘Fewer’.

No, you can do it for free.

But you arent paying money for a random chance to get something, if you want, you can pay money to reduce the amount of walking you need to do to get something

But you cant buy eggs, nor immediately hatch them. You still need to get all the eggs in game (with all the gameplay limitations that brings).

I’m glad you updated. Chun Li is from Tekken 3 for those wondering.

I would be shocked if this is intentional on anyone’s part, but seeing the reference, and they way that re-contextualizes all of these other bits, has not sit right with me. 

And for you classic Kotaku readers, here you go. 

I workedshopped a few different takes on this image. At one point things got crazy. 

Two “P” blocks? Really? REALLY??

Is this a throwback to the PS1 Destruction Derby series? Because those were damn fun*

Man, I wish I was born having already created a really famous internet platform and married to a tremendously wealthy tennis player (things apparently some people can do prior to their own birth). Then I’d never have had to deal with being working class the lion’s share of my life. Unlike this lucky guy.