A beer helps me get started. After three though I'm useless.

The Radio Dept. and Stormtroopers 365?

Trade it for bones?

But it's less than a sandwich! Go on. Just skip lunch tomorrow.

Hee. This makes me happy (for many reasons).

So sad, yet so great.

Niiiice, I wish I had found that one. That is so much awesome.

Agreed! Zac Gorman is my hero.

"The operation to bring down Osama Bin Laden is the perfect example of the type of scenario you will experience in TAKEDOWN."

I wouldn't say DAII was a much better game by any stretch, but I did enjoy it a lot more than most people. I actually thought they took a huge, fascinating risk with the story - and I think they could have pulled that kind of shift off, had the recycled assets not been so clear (making the game seem rushed and like a…

There goes my hope for the Warden returning as the protagonist. Sigh.

Nice work!

Kind of like laughtracks on sitcoms.

Almost more sad is how dead this post is in the comment. There's like... just a handful of nominations.

Yeah, true, I felt kind of obligated to nominate after that.

This is a little juvenile, but it's the first comment Kotaku to make me laugh in a while.

I had a dream last night they finally put the DAII DLC on sale, so that I would actually buy it.

I'll go to Gawker, but not as often as I used to, ever since I discovered BuzzFeed (which has poached a few old Gawker employees, and is on the up-and-up).

Wow, good find.

I do believe I saw something like that on Reddit, in fact. I thought it was smaller though, like A or B cup?