No he’s right: it was a shitty joke. Not because it’s sexist, but because it’s low hanging fruit. Hopefully you didn’t do the photoshop, because that’s pretty shitty too.

This one is better, and has better music. *Yawn* Now I need a nap....

The toughest corner in motorsports is always the one in the back of the driver's head. It's the one that he can't stop thinking about. It's the one that he's crashed at before. It's the one that ruins his rhythm. It's the one where he keeps telling himself "don't mess up" every time he reaches it.

The Belle de Nuit from The Saboteur. Burlesque club that acts as a base of operations for the French Resistance in Paris. Save point, garage for your cars, hide out if you're being chased by the Nazis. If you have the Midnight Show DLC, there are topless dancers in the basement plus gambling where you can earn some…

With blackjack, and hookers!

JPM has raced every Rolex 24 at Daytona since 2007. All of them with Chip Ganassi Racing. They used Lexus powered Riley cars until the 2010 race, when they switched to BMW. JPM has won the race 3 times (2007, 2008, and 2013). He's also the only driver to have won his first two Rolex 24 starts. Also like he's the…

Neo Tokyo from the Akira manga/film. After Tokyo was destroyed by an apparent nuclear explosion that triggers World War III, Neo Tokyo was built on a man-made island in Tokyo Bay. It's got major problems with anti-goverment terrorists, protests, drugs, bosozoku (motorcycle gangs), and rampant poverty. And just…

The East Coast Parkway in Singapore during the Grand Prix.

A guy I work with owns a Raptor. After the big snow storm that hit Chicago in February 2011, our parking lot had several large piles of snow. The parking lot is normally close to full, so with few parking spaces he got creative. He just parked on one of the more gradual snow piles. The bottom of the rear tires…

Back in 2007, NASCAR driver/owner Michael Waltrip was trying to get his new racing team off the ground. He was caught using a fuel additive at the Daytona 500, and was handed out one of the harshest sanctions ever at the time.

To give this a bit of context for those that didn't see the race, this happened on the last lap of the NASCAR Nationwide Series race at Road America. Patrick was having one of the best races of her NASCAR career, and actually lead a good portion of this race. At the time she was running 4th. Going into turn 5,…

Same here, although it's pretty difficult to get a major city to shutdown a big part of their traffic system for a week. That's part of the season why street races are usually held in smaller cities. Before Chicagoland Speedway was built, NASCAR had been proposing a street race that would use part of LSD and Lower…

Chicago would be perfect for something like rallycross. The roads (highway and street) are terrible. There's lots of mixed surfaces too. You can get shitty patched asphalt, cracked concrete, grated bridges, grass, dirt, and gravel in a couple of blocks around Grant Park. Plus it would look great with the lake as a…

Is there a way to turn off stability control? There isn't a specific option for this, but some forums have said changing the overall difficulty to expert will turn it off.

Well, let me set some conditions first. My female cousins are all very attractive Italian-Americans in their early to late 20s. They're smart, pretty, and best of all into cars, games, and other cool stuff. I like spending time with them, so as long as the "date" part is just hanging out with them, and no…

Same here. Looks a smooth 60 fps to me. No noticeable drops in performance.

Get a car with one of these. Most car thieves have never seen one, and they're usually in such a hurry that there's no time for on-the-job training. I remember reading about how a woman was carjacked, but since the car was a manual the thieves had no idea how to drive it. So they made her drive it, and she drove…

After college in the late 90s, my roommate worked as a DJ for various bars in the Chicago area. Because of this, he often kept some of his equipment and CDs in his car. One night his Chevy Cavalier z24 was one of about a dozen break-ins in the area. The doors were locked, so the thief got in by smashing the sunroof.