Not being a fat pig would help too.

They should also include a van version - the Traptor.

Would that make the Fusion Raptor, The Faptor?

Let me know when they announce the new Courier Raptor, which shall be affectionately known as Craptor.

All drivetrains are detachable if you detach hard enough.

Gimme the electric range to get to work. Gimme the gas engine to haul stuff out on long trips to the desert.

I wanted to punch Dick Vitale every time he did that “Sir” Lawrence Funderburke crap.

When Ricky Rubio was asked if Joe Ingles talks trash during Utah practices, he shrugged.

Drumroll please!

This guy’s a fucking hero.

“Caravans of progress take time to cross a desert of resistance,”

And encountering the exact same type of corpulent, loudmouthed, racist asshole your campus is already surrounded by in South Carolina.

“It’s frustrating to see Musk take a genuinely interesting idea—applying reaction control jets to automotive handling—but then push it to its most showy and useless application. No one wants a car that can hop around, uselessly, for very short jumps.”

By the end of the ride, all the remaining body panels would have been blown off and away. 

Don’t act like you’re immune to it with your broken down jeep on a trailer. You’re getting escorted too pal.

Looks remind me of a spider with those headlights as eyes, fenders as raised front legs, and the tubing supporting the bumper as the fangs. Not attractive, but I think it’s pretty cool and a nice expansion of the range of vehicles they’re producing.

6" on the right due to rust but a surprising 0" on the left due to crumpling. 

My vote is for Large Adult Son on the right.

Poor Annabel has had so much work done that with the Alzheimer’s, she won’t be able to recognize herself.