He woke up from THREE Commas!

Even the landfill rejects some trash

House Ethics committee?

Are we sure he’s not actually an epheb---*is shot in the neck*

Tow capacity is 11,000lbs. To achieve that, you should have a ~2200lb payload(20% tongue weight). That’s pretty capable but you should expect fuel economy to drop by more than 50%. It would have boatloads of torque and weigh a lot with those batteries so it should actually be a fairly formidable tow pig as long as…

So around 10 years ago, I was deployed with a guy who was telling me all about this stuff. He said it was the best sexual freedom he ever encountered and that I should try it sometime. He was going into detail and everything. I was laughing my ass of the entire time. I honest to god thought he was making it all up...

Depends, is the woman also a piece of shit?

I also apparently get easily confused by last names at my advanced age.

I find myself in the unique positions of both being a man who’s had over 30 cavities and who is currently a beer/bourbon enthusiast. Here’s my expert take on this subject.

“there is an expression you often see on T-shirts and bumpers stickers that goes more or less like this: “Jesus Said It. I Believe It. That Settles It.”

I seat eight the way an Indian passenger train seats 800,000; with many hanging off and perilously close to death.

I feel like, as much as we should often say “thank you for your service” to the men and women of our armed forces, some of them should reply “thank you for the job.”

I’m weirdly on board with this -ator naming scheme.

I hope this plays when the car detects an accident

You’re a fucking dork, take the star.

I wish all the best to Saudi Arabia as well.

In the middle east that would be Saudi Arabia, not Iran.

The egregious and terrible nature of the core take here almost distracts from the absolutely heinous addendum about the best kind of pizza.